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Well, Well — A Dog's Life Beats a Man's

"Mommy and Daddy are right here — don't you worry." A scene I witnessed at the park last weekend still lingers before my eyes. A young couple, beautifully dressed, strolled along with graceful smiles. The stroller they were pushing gleamed dazzlingly, as…

"Mommy and Daddy are right here — don't you worry."

The short version

  • A couple pushed two dogs in a stroller rumored to cost millions of won.
  • Dressed in luxury fashion, the dogs looked more human than the humans.
  • Grandmother once said a dog's life beats a man's — the writer now agrees.

A scene I witnessed at the park last weekend still lingers before my eyes.

A young couple, beautifully dressed, strolled along with graceful smiles. The stroller they were pushing gleamed dazzlingly, as though strung with pearls — one of those strollers I had only heard rumors of, the kind said to cost millions of won.

Again and again the couple peered inside, murmuring, "Mommy and Daddy are right here, don't worry," as if soothing their child. They were a fair distance away, so the child's voice never reached me.

What sort of child, I wondered, gets to ride in such splendor? My curiosity got the better of me. Before I knew it, I had risen from my seat and was following them.

And then came the shock. Why — sitting inside the stroller were two dogs!

What's more, the dogs sat there with perfect composure, gazing out with lively interest at the passersby and the unfamiliar scenery. To anyone's eye, they were people. Not dogs. It would have been easier to believe they were people in dog costumes — no, better to say they were dogs made up as people. I honestly could no longer tell what was dog and what was human.

More astonishing still were the clothes they wore — unmistakably a luxury fashion label.

Watching all this, I felt admiration, alarm, and something harder to name colliding within me. When I thought back to the stroller worth a few tens of thousands of won in which we raised our own children, a pang of something like self-reproach crept into a corner of my heart.

These past several years, COVID-19 has battered economies the world over. Is this what they mean by "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer"?

Watching the couple and their "children" recede into the distance, I found myself muttering,

"Those dogs certainly found themselves good parents..."

The world keeps on changing — but how are we to meet that change without losing hold of what we value?

Of course, I have no wish to blame that couple for the love they showed their dogs. They were simply lavishing love and devotion on the companions they cherish.

It called back a memory from my childhood.

My grandmother, coming home worn out from the fields, would catch sight of our yellow dog, Nureongi, sprawled out at his leisure on the earthen porch, yawning — and grumble, half to herself:

"Well, well — a dog's life is better than a man's."

How much did the dogs' stroller actually cost?

RiderStroller cost
Two dogs (couple's stroller)millions of won (rumored)
Writer's own childrena few tens of thousands of won

Frequently asked

Why did the writer mistake the dogs in the stroller for humans?

The dogs sat calmly in luxury-brand clothing and watched passersby with such composure that the writer briefly couldn't tell they were dogs, not people.

How much did the dog stroller cost compared to a regular baby stroller?

The dogs' stroller was rumored to cost millions of won, while the writer's own children rode in one worth only a few tens of thousands of won.

What did the writer's grandmother say about a dog's life being better than a man's?

Seeing their dog Nureongi lounging on the porch while she returned exhausted from the fields, she used to grumble, 'Well, well — a dog's life is better than a man's.'

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